gymdelis:

krispykremedealer:

gymdelis:

There can never be just 1 selfie.

yall are a couple of weirdos

You wear crocs, you can’t call anyone weird.

wow you’re jealous i can tell

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

Do you have any advice for getting ready to enlist into the Marines?
Anonymous

swolizard:

krispykremedealer:

Be able to meet the minimum boot camp grad requirements before you even go. 

if you want any general success you’re going to need to be 90th percentile

what are you talking about

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

Do you have any advice for getting ready to enlist into the Marines?
Anonymous

Be able to meet the minimum boot camp grad requirements before you even go. 

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me