don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
I’m making my annual appearance at a bar tonight. I’ve come to the conclusion I need to grow my hair and start taking this cut seriously because I gained like 50 pounds.
you handsome piece of ass
Lmao never mind this digressed into just regular sexting. This I can do. Or at least attempt to do. I’m still not very good at it.
and then what ;)
How is it possible to be this cute?
impossibly adorable, I want one
good to know you’re promoting your masturbation blog on my selfie. thanks
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like